Tao: Shit happens.
Islam: When shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Hindu: This shit happened many times before.
Hare Krisha: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Confucian: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Zen buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Judaism: Oy vay, why does this shit happen to me?
Catholic: When shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestant: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Mormon: Can we sell this shit to the Gentiles?
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
7th Day Adventist: Holy Shit!
Unitarian: It's all good shit.
Pentacostal: Praise this shit!
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
Atheism: There is no shit.
New age: I feel your shit.
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit!
Gruß Havoc.