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    Antwort #525 am: 29. Oktober 2014, 09:15:43
    Jetzt wollte ich noch einen Witz erzählen, aber jemand Stalingrad
    “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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      Antwort #526 am: 05. November 2014, 07:08:38
      Ich pack ja schon.
      “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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        Antwort #527 am: 18. November 2014, 13:26:29
        Kommt ein Ritter in die Apotheke und sagt.....


        "Gib mir mal ein Mittel, Alter!"
        “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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          Antwort #528 am: 18. November 2014, 14:58:31
          Was schummelt und lebt im Dschungel??

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            Antwort #529 am: 18. November 2014, 17:57:37
             :lol:

            Was ist rot und schlecht für die Zähne?

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              Antwort #530 am: 19. November 2014, 08:51:48
               :lol:

              LOL: Chinese spricht das Wort "Rohr" falsch aus.
              “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                Antwort #531 am: 19. November 2014, 15:30:41
                Bei Problemen hilft IKEA™ Apotheke mit STÄNDÖ©
                Auch das herrlich praktische Bett mit Ausrichtungshilfe EINFÖHR® kann Ihnen hier gute Dienste leisten.
                “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                  Antwort #532 am: 21. November 2014, 09:21:25
                  “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                    Antwort #533 am: 21. November 2014, 10:10:10
                    Dann noch gleich einen hinterher.

                    “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                      Antwort #534 am: 21. November 2014, 12:34:25
                      cremig?
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                        Antwort #535 am: 21. November 2014, 12:42:09
                        Fabulöse Falter falten Freitags fanatisch folgenreiche Fensterleder für frivole Fernfahrer.
                        “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                          Antwort #536 am: 27. November 2014, 08:37:09
                           :confused: :confused:

                          “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                            Antwort #537 am: 28. November 2014, 11:02:40
                            ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>
                            “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                              Antwort #538 am: 28. November 2014, 11:33:55
                              Das ist ein frischer, frommer, fröhlicher, freier Fisch. :D
                              “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                Antwort #539 am: 28. November 2014, 15:09:10
                                Warum ist der Hipster ertrunken?

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                                  Antwort #540 am: 12. Dezember 2014, 08:53:18
                                  So geht es mir auch gerade.
                                  Hab heute versucht ohne meine zwei Kaffee ins Büro zu kommen.
                                  Die Fahrt war schon abenteuerlich, aber jetzt falle ich gleich vom Bürostuhl.

                                  Ich dreh mich mal so, dass ich in Richtung Kaffeeküche falle...
                                  “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                    Antwort #541 am: 12. Dezember 2014, 11:55:06
                                    Zitat von: Necronomicon am 12. Dezember 2014, 11:50:30
                                    Irgendwie könnte ich eben nur noch pennen  :|

                                    Deshalb gehts nachher erstmal ins Schwimmbad, min. 2.000 mtr. Schwimmen um den inneren Schweinehund zu ertränken  :lol:

                                    Ich hab mir auch schon vorgenommen nachher erst mal für min. 10km in den Wald zu gehen. :lol:
                                    “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                      Antwort #542 am: 12. Dezember 2014, 11:57:47
                                      Wie?

                                      "VormSaufenVorschläfer" !  :uglylol:
                                      “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                        Antwort #543 am: 30. Januar 2015, 09:14:23
                                        Ohje, hier werden wieder alte Kamellen ausgegraben.  :lol:

                                        Da mache ich doch gleich mit. :D




                                        Treffen sich zwei Männer in einem Hotel am Frühstückstisch. Fragt der eine: “Sag mal, raucht deine Frau auch immer nach dem Geschlechtsverkehr?” Antwortet der andere: “Nö, meine ist immer bloß ein bissel wund.”
                                        “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                          Antwort #544 am: 30. Januar 2015, 12:27:46
                                          Klingeln stelle ich mir auch gerade etwas seltsam vor.

                                          Wie bei einer Mikrowelle...*bing* ..fertig.
                                          “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                            Antwort #545 am: 06. Februar 2015, 13:06:35
                                            Ich verabschiede mich mal ins Wochenende.

                                            “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                              Antwort #546 am: 07. April 2015, 12:48:14
                                              “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                                Antwort #547 am: 24. April 2015, 07:25:24
                                                "Wie lauten ihre Ziele?"

                                                "Freitag"
                                                “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                                  Antwort #548 am: 16. Juli 2015, 15:20:02
                                                  Schon von den zwei Kerlen gehört die einen Kalender geklaut haben?

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                                                    Antwort #549 am: 16. Juli 2015, 15:26:05
                                                    "Aufmachen Polizei"
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                                                    "Ich will keine Eier kaufen"
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                                                    "Wir haben keine Eier"
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                                                    "Ich weiß"


                                                    “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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