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    Antwort #650 am: 27. Juli 2016, 13:31:40
    Awwaa! Mei Aldi kennt misch doch gnau so. :D
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      Antwort #651 am: 27. Juli 2016, 14:16:04
      Die ist Erzieherin und handelt ganz entspannt nach dem Motto: "Lass ihn halt rumspinnen". :D
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        Antwort #652 am: 28. Juli 2016, 13:15:34
        Schlafprobleme?

        Einfach eine Halogähnlampe auf den Nachttisch stellen.
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          Antwort #653 am: 26. August 2016, 11:34:19
          Wenn der aber mal richtig durchgezogen hat, möchte ich da nicht dran sitzen.

          Da schmort es dir doch die Nasenhaare und die Augenbrauen weg. :shock:
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          “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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            Antwort #654 am: 06. September 2016, 09:53:04
            Ohrwurm Time! :D


            "I'm a Barby Girl, in a Barby Woohoorld.
            Life in Plastic, it's fantastic."
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              Antwort #655 am: 12. September 2016, 12:51:23
              Was ist das Lieblingsessen von Models?
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              Was hatte Mozart beim Komponieren?
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              Wie nennt man ein helles Mammut?
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                Antwort #656 am: 12. September 2016, 12:57:59
                Und weil es so schön ist gleich weiter:

                Wo betrinkt sich eine Mücke?
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                Was macht ein Hacker am See?
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                Wo befindet sich bei Indern die Toilette?
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                Was sucht ein Einarmiger in der Stadt?
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                Ob ich in der Familie einen Fall von Inzest hatte?
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                  Antwort #657 am: 16. September 2016, 07:55:57
                  Was sitzt in der Savanne und wäscht sich ?

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                    Antwort #658 am: 05. Oktober 2016, 14:25:09
                    Ich liebe
                    es wenn mich
                    meine Frau
                    Mountainbiken gehen lässt.
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                      Antwort #659 am: 13. Oktober 2016, 14:02:41
                      Hab mir einen Hahn gekauft auf ner griechischen Insel.
                      Kreta?
                      Nur Morgens.
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                        Antwort #660 am: 14. Oktober 2016, 08:37:19
                        Warum verwechseln Mathematiker Weihnachten und Halloween? Weil Oct 31 = Dec 25   :lol:
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                          Antwort #661 am: 28. Oktober 2016, 11:50:25
                          "In biblischen Zeiten konnte ein Mann so viele Frauen haben, wie er sich leisten konnte.
                          Genau wie heute."

                          (Abigail van Buren)
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                            Antwort #662 am: 28. Oktober 2016, 12:16:38
                            Inflationsbedingt ist es heute natürlich schwieriger. :D
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                              Antwort #663 am: 04. November 2016, 07:29:46
                              Es ist Freitag, also Zeit für die wirklich ernsthaften Fragen unserer Zeit.




                              “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                Antwort #664 am: 04. November 2016, 11:42:11
                                I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
                                I know you were right believing for so long
                                I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
                                I can't be too late, I know I was so wrong

                                 :new_smilie_colors1: :banana:

                                *utz* *utz* *träller* *hardcore*  :bang:


                                hach....
                                « Letzte Änderung: 04. November 2016, 11:43:42 von Havoc »
                                “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                  Antwort #665 am: 08. November 2016, 14:12:13
                                  Die Würde des Mannes ist unten tastbar
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                                    Antwort #666 am: 09. November 2016, 06:43:23
                                    Darm of the Dead folgt in schöner Regelmäßigkeit zwei Kaffee am Morgen später.
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                                      Antwort #667 am: 11. November 2016, 10:11:50



                                      - White House Down

                                      - ...denn sie wissen nicht was sie tun

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                                        Antwort #668 am: 21. November 2016, 09:13:08
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                                          Antwort #669 am: 21. November 2016, 13:07:25
                                          “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                            Antwort #670 am: 25. November 2016, 12:16:09
                                            Brettspiel für Frauen ?




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                                              Antwort #671 am: 01. Dezember 2016, 10:55:29
                                              Wenn man im Liegen auf dem Rücken das Becken rhythmisch auf und ab bewegt, könnte man ihn Sackhüpfen lassen.
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                                                Antwort #672 am: 12. Dezember 2016, 09:05:51
                                                “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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                                                  Antwort #673 am: 13. Dezember 2016, 15:30:20
                                                  Dass die inzwischen älter als der Zwegat ausschaut? :D
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                                                    Antwort #674 am: 13. Dezember 2016, 15:43:18
                                                    Was ordern 8 Nerds in der Kneipe?


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                                                    “When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong.  I’m liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life.  Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend.  Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world”

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