Thema: Fuck My Life

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Großartig

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Muahahaha, neeeeeeeeeeeee...

Einer der Einträge:

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

Einer der Kommentare dazu:

1- Get a habanero pepper, cut it in half.
2- Rub cut ends all over toothbrush, bristles, handle, whatever.
3- Wait.

Justice is a dish best served spicy.

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Ich hab da jetzt bestimmt schon ein oder zwei Stunden gelesen Die Seite ist genau das, was ich während der Klausurenzeit noch gebraucht habe

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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

Man findet doch immer wieder was gutes

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML



Einer der Kommentare dazu:

You shouldve cum on her face and said "They power of Christ compels thee!" while making the sign of the cross.