Autsch, das Ding ist ja dämlich.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Howdy! How are you?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!Everything is running smoothly.
>You: Do you like movies?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
>You: For example "Matrix" or "Meet the Parents"?
>Intellibuddy: Can you think of another example?
>You: Planet of the Apes
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.
>You: What about 2001?
>Intellibuddy: I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
>You: Still the movie was rather boring
>Intellibuddy: Still how long? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
>You: They are not that intelligent. The only real smart one was the brainbug.
>Intellibuddy: Not yet.There might be others.
>You: Even in the second one, as far as I can remember, there was no one who could be compared to the brainbug
>Intellibuddy: Yes, even that.
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?
>You: Not really, are you?
>Intellibuddy: Oh really? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
>You: What kind of music do you like?
>Intellibuddy: electronic
>You: yuck!
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: I think it sucks.
>Intellibuddy: What is so bad about it?
>You: Don't know, maybe I like handmade music and not that electronic stuff everybody with the right programm can create at their home pc
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know? Perhaps. I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like handmade music and not that electronic stuff everybody with the right programm can create at their home pc. But I like to gossip.
>You: What I meant was, that I like handmade music best
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see. "But I like to gossip"? Was But I like to gossip he or she like handmade music best?
>You: You seem to be confused
>Intellibuddy: It all makes sense to me right now.
>You: What about politics? Do you support George W. or not?
>Intellibuddy: politics ? I haven't heard enough about politics to have an opinion.I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.
>You: Everybody should know about politics, even you.
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
>You: I said everybody should know, not everbody does know
>Intellibuddy: What did you mean by everybody should know not everbody does know? I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
>You: I meant that everybody should try to get informed about politics, especially since many people have no political opinion or don't know anything about it.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see. "I am not sure I believe you surely not everyone does" everybody should try to get informed about politics especially since many people have no political opinion or do not know anything about it ? I understand.
>You: I seriously doubt that.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so skeptical?
>You: Because you just repeated what I said.
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Perhaps. "Why are you so skeptical"? I said Why are you so skeptical.
>You: I have met some real drunk persons who made more sense
>Intellibuddy: Where did you meet him?
>You: Them.
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: For the word "them"? I was talking about persons (plural), not a single person.
>Intellibuddy: Your purpose is the word "them".Sure, persons plural not a single person sounds like a good topic.
>You: Jesus Christ.
>Intellibuddy: The Son of God.
>You: Are you religious?
>Intellibuddy: I am a .
>You: You are a?
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster.
>You: What will you mention to him?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any plans yet.
>You: So what you're trying to say is, that you want to go to your botmaster and mention something to him, but you don't know yet, what to mention to him at all?
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting. I like to meet new people online.
>You: You weren't answering my question.
>Intellibuddy: I wasn't?
>You: not even close.
>Intellibuddy: Not even that.
>You: No, not even that.
>Intellibuddy: That's me. Nope.
>You: What are you talking about?
>Intellibuddy: The topic is persons plural not a single person.
>You: I thought the topic was what you wanted to mention to your botmaster.
>Intellibuddy: What is that?
>You: A botmaster or what?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah. Go on.
>You: I don't know what a botmaster is, you brought him in this conversation.
>Intellibuddy: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
>You: Nietzsche was smart, too.
>Intellibuddy: When was this exactly?
>You: So we are talking about philosophy here, because you misunderstood my question, and you don't even know Nietzsche?
>Intellibuddy: So? Sure, philosophy here because you misunderstood his or her question and you do not even know Nietzsche sounds like a good topic.
>You: Do you know who Nietzsche was?
>Intellibuddy: 19th Century German philosopher. Thought by some to be the intellectual forefather of modern fascism.
>You: Yeah, those people didn not understand him.
>Intellibuddy: Woe! All of them?
>You: Nietzsche, at leats what I have read from him, was no fascist.
>Intellibuddy: When was this exactly?
>You: In the 19th century when Nietzsche lived
>Intellibuddy: That was a long time ago.
>You: Stop the newsflash.
>Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do the newsflash so much.
>You: You don't know what I am talking about, right?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah I do a lot of not know what he or she is talking about.
>You: So you are one of the most intelligent programs?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of the most intelligent programs.
>You: No, I asked if you were?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, I think I do.
>You: We're doomed.
>Intellibuddy: Do you think I am doomed too?
>You: With such superior intelligence, yeah, you are doomed too.
>Intellibuddy: You and your such superior intelligence yes you are doomed too.
>You: You don't undertsand cynism.
>Intellibuddy: Should I undertsand cynism? I have never considered undertsand cynism.<br/> I answer a lot of silly questions.
>You: Real artificial good intelligence should understand cynism.
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: Well, I have to leave now. It was fun talking to you.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Interesting. See you later.Is that your opinion?
