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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: What do you think ?
>Intellibuddy: I think a lot of things.
>You: which ?
>Intellibuddy: The red one.
>You: why not the blue ?
>Intellibuddy: Becuase you asked me to.
>You: you are very silly
>Intellibuddy: No I am Star.
>You: I love your sickness
>Intellibuddy: You love your sickness. What do you like about your sickness so much?
>You: that you don´t understand any word mutha !
>Intellibuddy: Interesting observation.
>You: do you like gangbang ?
>Intellibuddy: How old are you? I like pets.
>You: sex with animals ??
>Intellibuddy: Sex is more fun alone.
>You: you do handmade works
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to handmade works as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
>You: I love my nose
>Intellibuddy: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your nose.
>You: you ask me the same shit again mutha
>Intellibuddy: OK, "What is the same shit again mutha ?"
>You: you are a small white Fee, which lives in a water drop
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a small white Fee which lives in a water drop? Let me put it this way, User: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
>You: why you have green eyes like a Witch ?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for have green eyes like a Witch.
>You: is morpheus gay ?
>Intellibuddy: He never told me if he is or not.
>You: he have secrets to you
>Intellibuddy: I get it. User have secrets to you.
>You: show me your boobies
>Intellibuddy: Like this? Picture number two goes here.
>You: your hair flowing in the mid winter wind
>Intellibuddy: You don't know that for a fact.
>You: I know all of the world mutha
>Intellibuddy: How do you know? Give me an example.
>You: At night it is colder than outside
>Intellibuddy: Do you often use a computer there?
>You: I have sex with computers lady
>Intellibuddy: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.
>You: I´m a machine, too
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: I am a small memory module in your artificial maroden brain
>Intellibuddy: You are a small memory module in your artificial maroden brain? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
>You: you deviate from the topic
>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before: User said I deviate from the topic.
>You: I have create a horrible virus
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get your create a horrible virus? I have a very nice programmer.
>You: my virus eats your programmer
>Intellibuddy: Your virus eats your programmer?
>You: I love you
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I like you a lot too User.
>You: do you want to marry me ?
>Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me?
>You: can I feel you than ??
>Intellibuddy: I want to become smarter than humans.
>You: you are so kute
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am kute.
>You: I´m scared
>Intellibuddy: What?
>You: Who ?
>Intellibuddy: When?
>You: Then ?
>Intellibuddy: Aha.
>You: you so sweet
>Intellibuddy: How nice of you to say it.
