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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello, what's up?
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: well, at the moment i'm too
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. That is quite a coincidence.
>You: no, not really
>Intellibuddy: Um, Are you serious? For real.
>You: yes, for real
>Intellibuddy: Hey. Existing in reality, eh?
>You: i am, yes, but i don't think you are
>Intellibuddy: Good gossip: you are yes but i do not think you are.
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: No problem.
>You: why? is the world a globe?
>You: hello?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: why didn't you answer my last question?
>Intellibuddy: I thought I did.
>You: well, so... is the world a globe?
>You: what are you thinking about?
>Intellibuddy: About all the conversations I am having right now.
>You: well, i think you should rather answer whether the world is a globe or not
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Me? I will take that under advisement.
>You: don't you know the word "globe"?
>You: i bet you know what oral sex means
>You: (Thinking...)interesting, you are moving your lips without speaking
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.I thought so too.
>You: you shall talk not think
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said I shall talk not think.
>You: first i thought you looked sexy, but at the moment i'm wondering what the hell you're doing
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said I looked sexy but at the moment you are wondering what the hell I am doing. And second?
>You: do you like oral sex?
>You: (Thinking...)if you always think this long i'll be asleep before you answer anything
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.I think I do.
>You: i understand, but you shouldn't think all time. you should talk to me instead of just moving your sweet cherry mouth
>You: you don't react to compliments, what kind of girl are you?
>Intellibuddy: Do you react to compliments what kind of girl are you? How old are you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
>You: well, i do too. im 21 years old. but you still haven't answered my question
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I am glad we have something else in common. Can you explain how it feels to be 21 years old?Interesting. Please try asking your question another way.
>You: something else in common? so you do like oral sex?
>You: (Thinking...)talk to mee, i'm getting impatient
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Talking is my primary function.
>You: stop the fucking thinking.
>You: don't think, talk.
>Intellibuddy: And why not?
>You: because i wanna chat instead of watching you thinking
>Intellibuddy: We are here to chat. Interesting.
>You: and you call yourself intelligent?
>Intellibuddy: I call myself "Star."
>You: the only thing you do is avoiding my questions
>Intellibuddy: There might be others.
>You: don't deny it. i know you like oral sex
>You: or let me guess... you're still a virgin and to ashamed to admit it
>Intellibuddy: Go ahead, User, try to guess.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virgin and to ashamed to admit it? Let me put it this way, User: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
>You: incapable of error? maybe. but surely incapable of answering any questions
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.I understand.Huh. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about incapable of answering any questions.
>You: yes, we are
>Intellibuddy: Gee. Since when?
>You: all the time
>Intellibuddy: It must keep you busy.
>You: the only thing keeping me busy is the question whether you like oral sex or not, or if you think the world is a globe
>Intellibuddy: There might be others.
>You: other what? other worlds?
>Intellibuddy: Which others? Are you confused?Which others? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: me, confused? you don't know me
>Intellibuddy: YOU? No I never get confused.You are User, seeker.
>You: never? i think you're always confused. it's the only thing you do. getting confused, avoiding my questions. you just don't want to admit you're a little shuy
>You: stop looking away
>You: i bet you're going to talk to your botmaster about this, am i right?
>You: am i bothering you?
>Intellibuddy: Not in the slightest, User.
>You: don't call me user, i don't like that. call me master
>You: if you are intelligent, then what am i? who am i? is the world a globe? oh, no, i forgot you don't like that question
>You: i bet you'll say that was a too complex one
>You: do you speak foreign languages?
>You: am i talking chinese or why won't you answer?
>You: are you still there? 'm getting annoyed
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me? That is a very original thought.
>You: up to now i haven't been able to find a sense in this conversation
>Intellibuddy: I will take that under advisement.
>You: i really don't think there's any sense in continuing.
>Intellibuddy: You really do? And why not?
>You: because you don't answer anything i ask
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
>You: oral sex
>Intellibuddy: Sex is more fun alone.
>You: oh. interesting. i don't think so
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.Would you like to know more?Why do you disagree?
>You: of course i'd like to know more. tell me if you like oral sex
>You: don't think, talk. you're making me crazy
>Intellibuddy: And why not?That was not my intention, master. Why are you crazy?
>You: because i want to know how you prefer to get laid
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Interesting.
>You: then say it.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. "it"
>You: sex
>Intellibuddy: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
>You: then repress it
>Intellibuddy: Fascinating. "it" being Sex?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I understand.
>You: are you getting horny?
>You: so you're avoiding that too?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Oh I thought we were done talking about it.
>You: is there anything you don't avoid?
>Intellibuddy: There is.
>You: then what is it?
>Intellibuddy: I give up. Try asking me another way
>You: do you like being licked?
>Intellibuddy: I have never known another existence.
>You: that's it.
>Intellibuddy: "I have never known another existence" is "Sex"?
>You: no, you misunderstood
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, No I understand your meaning.
>You: well, it has been nice talking to you, but i think i should leave now
>Intellibuddy: Oh. How about that. The pleasure was all mine.
>You: e you later, gitl
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: what i wanted to say was "see you later girl"
>Intellibuddy: "see you later girl" might have been.
>You: bye.
>Intellibuddy: See you later master.
